13 Reasons Why Guys Should Not Go Near Babies

Reasons Why Guys Should Not Go Near Babies

Untrained guys that's it. In the following pictures are reasons why "untrained" guys should not go near babies. Ever.

It's a comparison of do and don't when "handling" babies.

Reason 1
Guys are very particular/perfectionist



A drop on the skin is not enough.
Have to use tongue to test whether the milk is hot or not ok.

Reason 2
Guys are very thoughtful



Put in the cradle is not suitable, later catch cold how?
Have to put in the drawer mah. Better

Reason 3
Guys are very playful



Hold so near where got fun.
Have to throw as high as possible = FUN

Reason 4
Guys are very cheerful



Must make baby smile.
If baby won't smile, have to "force" baby to smile

Reason 5
Guys are very strong



Normal lift like that like a sissy.
No, just lift by the head. Strong.
Hugaa hugaa

Reason 6
Guys are very creative



Letting baby pet puppy carefully no use.
Have to do stuff like put inside the aquarium for baby to "bond" with Nemo.

Reason 7
Guys are very practical



Chew on the soft rubber no use.
Have to give something like a shoe with rubber soles. Longer lasting

Reason 8
Guys are very health-conscious



Pumping iron is the way to go.
The macho way to go

Reason 9
Guys are very effective and efficient



Drying using the drying machine faster, efficient and effective mah.

Reason 10
Guys are very considerate



The normal containment is not good.
Have to have a containment that has water and food mah.
Like a pet's cage.

Reason 11
Guys are very straight to the point



Why the hassle?
Just use finger to clear the nose.
Much faster and adds a personal touch.

Reason 12
Guys are very safety oriented



No need for baby seat.
Just use the seatbelt and you are good to go

Reason 13
Guys are genius and magical

Why?

Just because of the fact that
guys can



provide milk.

Genius no?
Magical no?
(alright, that is sooooo wrong)